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Missed Hollywood Opportunities

Posted by robonobo on April 29, 2013
Posted in: Books, Movies, Science Fiction. Tagged: C.L. Moore, Cthulhu, Daphne Du Maurier, drugs, Guillermo Del Toro, H.P. Lovecraft, Haruki Murukami, john wyndham, Planet Of The Apes, Prometheus, Ridley Scott, Shambleau, Sky Captain And The World Of Tomorrow, Star Trek, Will Self, William Shatner. Leave a Comment

In the profit driven environment of Hollywood, there exists an over-riding drive for any motive involved in the green light decisions for movies, and that is the bottom line. Science fiction has a rich history of material, and in encouraging this drive towards safe brands, many great stories and themes have been overlooked for the big screen, despite their potential for great movie entertainment. So here are a few books that I believe would make great film pieces, but are instead reserved as experiences for readers.

Shambleau – C.L. Moore (1933)

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Catherine Lucille Moore wrote her classic short story for the November 1933 issue of ‘Weird Tales’. As a modern take on the myth of Medusa the Gorgon, the protagonist, space mercenary, Northwest Smith, stumbles upon the diminutive Shambleau at the core of an angry lynch mob on the streets of Mars. Taking responsibility for the strangely seductive female alien, Smith leads her to safety, and soon enough discovers why this alluring character may have generated such a furore. ‘Shambleau’ is an incredibly kitsch tale, and it was easy to picture it in the style of the 1960′s Star Trek series with bold colours and bravado. Smith has a Shatneresque presence in the story. A movie rendition would do well to pay hommage to such styling, much in the same way that ‘Sky Captain and the World Of Tomorrow’ gave a nod to the Flash Gordon and Buck Rogers serial shows.

At the Mountains of Madness – H.P. Lovecraft (1931)

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Lovecraft’s classic tale tells of a scientific expedition to Antarctica. The team discover way more than they bargain for, as they uncover a great and dreadful evil in their attempt to push the boundaries of human knowledge. The novella is a classic tale, and much respected within the sci-fi/horror genre. Lovecraft’s theme of Cthulhu mythos was to be key throughout his work and this story captures the concept succinctly. Mexican director, Guillermo Del Toro, was purportedly working on a big screen creation of Lovecraft’s tale, but production has put on hold when it surfaced that Ridley Scott was developing his Alien prequel, ‘Prometheus’, whose narrative was deemed to be extremely similar in theme to Lovecraft’s work. While the final production of ‘Prometheus’ disappointed audiences with it’s glaring plot holes and the inexplicable drives and motivations of its characters, ‘At The Mountains Of Madness’ remained an optioned entity lacking a green light.

The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle – Haruki Murukami (1994)

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Murukami is possibly one of the most prolific and popular modern writers in Japan. His most famous work, ‘Norwegian Wood’ was produced as a movie in 2010. However, my favourite work of his was always ‘The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle’, which plunges the reader into a dream-like enigma. It’s protagonist, Toru Okada is a young unemployed married man, whose life seems to descend into mystery soon after his cat disappears. His fragmented and often surreal relationship with his wife Kumiko, and his friendship with a neighbourhood teenage girl lead to a series of dream-like vignettes. It’s a truly imaginative and engaging story, which would benefit greatly from a telling on the big screen, should any director dare to broach this mysterious, enchanting, and occasionally horrifying tale.

The House on the Strand – Daphne Du Maurier (1969)

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Daphne Du Maurier is perhaps an authoress that has missed the gaze of the modern zeitgeist. However, alongside Raymond Bradbury and Stephen King, she is an outstanding story-teller. 1973 saw one of her short stories get developed into what has become a cultish movie in the form of ‘Don’t Look Now’ starring Donald Sutherland and Julie Christie. Du Maurier’s most famous work, however became the inspiration for Alfred Hitchcock’s classic thriller, ‘The Birds’. Some other of her stories have also made the big screen, such as ‘Jamaica Inn’ and ‘My Cousin Rachel’, although they remain rather more obscure. ‘The House On The Strand’ is yet to be filmed and yet really ought to be. It’s a tale in which the main character, Dick Young, agrees with a friend to be guinea pig for a new experimental drug. The effect of which appears to transfer to him the ability to travel through time. While the effects of the drug are implied as being rather dangerous, Young explores it’s effects in continuing visits to a fourteenth century environment, in which a parallel drama is unfolding. The story combines a period romance story with classic themes of science fiction and horror in a thoroughly clever way.

Trouble With Lichen – John Wyndham (1960)

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I’ve always been a huge John Wyndham fan, and this novella is one of his most underrated works. A pair of scientific researchers working in a test laboratory happen to stumble upon a type of lichen that yields incredible properties. It turns out that the lichen has the effect of increasing lifespan on a cellular level. The novel explores what might happen within modern contemporary society, where such a discovery to be made. The journey and its nuances are extremely well thought out and the resolution of the story is unexpected, but quite believable. ‘Trouble With Lichen’ is a very clever science fiction story that doesn’t rely on the supernatural, the extra-terrestrial or even the technological to tell it’s tale. That’s why it would make a wonderful human story. I am constantly surprised that this has not been seriously considered for dramatisation.

Deathtrap Dungeon – Ian Livingstone (1984)

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Ian Livingstone who went on to become a major player in the UK video game industry and to co-found the wargaming retailer, ‘Games Workshop’, wrote this book as part of a series of ‘choose your own adventure’ books known as ‘Fighting Fantasy’. ‘Deathtrap Dungeon’ was always my favourite, and involves a tournament set around a huge complex packed full of cunning traps and deadly creatures. The one emerging champion would expect to be crowned with great riches, but the challenge was sure to be fatal to most. I met Livingstone at the Develop conference in Brighton during the summer of 2011. Livingstone confirmed that while he had secured the movie options for the film, it was far from green light status. The fantasy genre has had very mixed fortunes in recent times from the monumental success of ‘Game Of Thrones’, ‘Lord Of The Rings’ and Harry Potter, through the abject failure of other titles, such as ‘Conan The Barbarian’ and ‘John Carter Of Mars’. While Dungeon has been incarnated in both PC and iPhone game formats, it is yet to see the light of the big screen. Timing is the most important thing for a title like this.

Great Apes – Will Self (1997)

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Writer and journalist got onto ‘Great Apes’ during an era when he was connected with the so-called  ’The Chemical Generation’. Works by Self and other writers such as Irvine Welsh (Trainspotting, Ecstasy), Alex Garland (The Beach) and Douglas Coupland (Girlfriend In A Coma, Generation X) told vivid and visceral tales of characters turbocharged by the narcotics subculture of the moment. ‘Great Apes’ is a dark reinterpretation of Pierre Boulle’s ‘Planet Of The Apes’. The character Simon Dykes, after having indulged in a night of drug-use, wakes into a reality in which modern society appears to be populated not by humans, but by chimpanzees. This ape society is moved to convince him that he is suffering from the absurd delusion that he thinks he is a human being. The novel gives us a darkly comical vision of an alternative, simian London in a disturbing tale of chemically-induced psychosis.

Final Thoughts

In the wake of Disney’s ‘John Carter’, it’s pretty understandable why Hollywood backers would be hesitant to put money into untried material. Instead, audiences are exposed to inadventurous vehicles such as ‘The Amazing Spiderman’ and the remake of ‘Total Recall’. Hollywood doesn’t care if people walk out of the multiplexes underwhelmed and unsatisfied, so long as the shareholders can get good news at the AGMs.

Bad Journalism

Posted by robonobo on March 14, 2013
Posted in: Humour, Writing. Tagged: BBC, journalism. Leave a Comment

One afternoon, as I was being schooled in the 1980′s, our English teacher asked the classroom audience for the definition of the word ‘ambiguous’. Nobody responded, as the word was genuinely unknown to us. This apparent lack of knowledge about one of the fundamental concepts of good grammar sent poor Christopher Limb into a hot, salmon-faced, fuming rage. That afternoon, we learnt what the word meant.

Ambiguous:

  1. Open to multiple interpretations.
  2. Vague and unclear.
  3. Of persons: hesitant; uncertain; not taking sides.

Journalist

Good journalism, especially in the field of current affairs, relies on clear and accurate statements that convey information with no misunderstanding. A good command of English grammar is therefore a prime requisite. However, time and time again, I stumble upon statements that convey or imply rather odd ideas, despite the author’s best intentions, or misuse statistical data to imply sensational notions, which don’t really add up. So here is a list of some examples of the dodgy journalism I’m talking about!

Bad Choice of Word

Rebecca Morrelle – BBC article on Richard I – February 2013

“Although he ruled England, he spent much of his time in France, and was killed there after being hit by a crossbow during a siege on a castle.”

Perhaps it would have been easier to kill him with a crossbow bolt?

Unknown BBC athletics commentary during the Seoul Olympics 1988

“He’s literally eating up the track…”

Erm, no he isn’t. That really wouldn’t be very pleasant!

Loose phrasing

These can be quite funny. Where a loosely phrased sentence can be technically correct, it can also have a second unintended meaning.

Origin unknown
“Urgent: Writing desk for sale from woman who also has a large chest”

Anonymous BBC Journalist – article about old cats – March 2013

“In 2007, a cat in Shropshire called Pussywillow, aged 26, was claimed to be the oldest in Britain, but the world record for the oldest cat ever, was set by Creme Puff who lived with her owner in Texas, USA, until her death in 2005 at the age of 38.”

So was that the cat or the owner who died? Almost implies that the cat is a murder suspect!

Abuse of statistics

Journalists often have a habit of over-emphasising the importance of a statement by using statistics. One simple mathematical calculation often results in that statement having a reduced impact.

Nick Triggle – article on smoking in cars – February 2013

“Just over a fifth of adults smoke and just over a fifth of those admit to smoking in front of their children”

So that’s 20% of 20%. Hmmm, that’s around 5% then. Even smaller if you consider that not all adults have got children (link) – around 65%. And of those that have children, not all of them have cars. (rough poll) – around 80%. This leads us to the rather measly figure of 2%. So this is hardly a big problem then eh?

James Gallagher – Article on Eating Processed Meat – March 2013

“One in every 17 people followed in the study died. However, those eating more than 160g of processed meat a day – roughly two sausages and a slice of bacon – were 44% more likely to die over a typical follow-up time of 12.7 years than those eating about 20g.”

Well it seems that abstaining from sausages may be the secret to eternal life, in this interesting study where only 1 in 17 people die. Basically, no information given about the respective age of candidates, or any underlying health conditions.

Obvious Statements

For some reason, journalists seem to be prone to making statements about things that are so undeniably true, it’s a sheer wonder how their editor let them get away with pointing out the truism. Such statements can often be paired with more dodgy use of statistics.

Angela Harrison – article on maths education – Marcy 2013

“People who were good at maths as young children go on to earn more than other similar children by the time they are 30, a study has found.”

Surely it goes without saying that being good at ANY discipline gives you an advantage over anyone else that isn’t as good at that skill? People who are good at maths are perhaps more likely to have gone to a good school. Less likely to be distracted by gang culture. More likely to be able to read. Less likely to financially ruin themselves. OF COURSE THEY ARE GOING TO EARN MORE! These kind of statements are so loose. One could say that people that have read Harry Potter have average higher IQ’s than people that have not. This is simply by virtue of the fact that of the people that didn’t read Harry Potter, some of those people can’t even read at all. So it’s no statement on the academic powers of the reading material of J.K. Rowling.

It would be interesting to find out where such ‘studies’ take place. I’d love to get paid to carry out a useless study. Perhaps ‘A study on how pink meat is’, or maybe ‘A study on the foldability of paper’. I’m sure that we could find some positive results in each case and maybe a kind BBC journalist could put us to press!

Lies

Unlike academics, journalists are under no obligation to publish their sources, so this gives them the power to make stuff up. Five years ago, I knew a hack working for The Daily Sport in Manchester, and he literally made up his material. In one such case, he was telling us how he wrote a reader’s letter complaining about how Hindu employees in a supermarket were unfairly dispensed from duties in the beef and pig laden meat aisles, because of their religious beliefs. Pretty nasty stuff. He was a nice enough guy. I guess it was just his job to cook up xenophobic vitriol.

A Bunch of Old Drawings and Stuff…

Posted by robonobo on March 12, 2013
Posted in: Art, Science Fiction. Tagged: Batman, cats, illustration, monkeys, robots, super heroes. Leave a Comment

Looks like my old portfolio site has been taken down as the domain ran out.
So thought I’d have a look through some of my old illustrations and show off a few of the (relative) highlights. Looking over the illustrations, I seem to have a very childish way of drawing, but maybe that’s not a bad thing!

Moon Balloon

Moon balloon was done as a concept sketch for a Jules Verne inspired animation. This was done for group work for my Masters Degree in Computer Graphics back in 1998. Sadly, this sketch is all that remains of that project, unless I can work out how to transfer the animation from a shitty old VHS tape!

monkeybot

No idea when I painted ‘Monkeybot’, but here it is anyway. Nothing beats a robot monkey…

futuregirl

Concept sketch for a Beatrice Dalle styled futuristic action girl

batBreakfast

Start of the day for our favourite petty-criminal pwning billionaire superhero.

ww2Pilot

Chocks away!! Old school world war 2 pilot character

bluecat

Well there is no reason for this drawing, other than the fact that I find cats amusing.

Five Running Photos

Posted by robonobo on December 27, 2012
Posted in: Art, Fitness, Photography. Tagged: animals, Richmond Park, running. Leave a Comment

I spend a lot of time running. Maybe because it’s one of the cheapest and most time-effective ways of working out. Maybe it’s the endorphin hit you get after a long distance trip. Whatever the reason, I’m addicted to it and will try to rip through as many miles as I can till my ageing knees give up the ghost! Here is a collection of five images taken whilst on various runs over the last couple of years, that capture different aspects of the experience.

Richmond Park - 20-06-2010

Well this is my current favourite running venue! Richmond Park is undoubtedly the best place to head to in London. One whole lap is about 12km, so that’s a great distance for anyone wanting a challenge, but the whole park just looks lush…

Run To The Beat - 18-11-2012

This shot was taken in the warm-up queue of the 2012 Nike Run To The Beat half marathon which took place in London. Thousands of yellow clad runners queue up on a freezing Sunday morning near the Millennium dome getting ready to eat up some serious miles. Strangely, they seem to be all women! Can’t explain that. Maybe I got in the wrong queue!

Prince Of Wales Park - 06-08-2012

Nearly totally wasted this little fella, as I was bounding through The Prince Of Wales Park in Bingley, West Yorkshire. Managed to turn him into a photograph rather than a footprint though!

Richmond Park - 15-09-2012

In the spirit of funny animal photos, had to throw this one in. This character was taking advantage of a shadow on an unusually hot September day in Richmond Park.

St Ives - 26-12-2012

Well running’s not always nice and pleasant. This photo is a pretty good summary of my boxing day run yesterday through St Ives Park in Bingley. One and a half hours of rain, mud and tripping over hidden rocks. By the time it got dark, my hand was starting to go numb with the cold. Yeah…. running is not always fun!

Superhumanism

Posted by robonobo on December 14, 2012
Posted in: Art. Tagged: Antony Gormley, Bob Carlos Clarke, Dean Barrett, Nicholas Treadwell, Serge Birault, superhumanism. Leave a Comment

‘Superhumanism’ was a term used by the gallery owner, Nicholas Treadwell to describe a style of art exclusively devoted to the exploration of the human form. The word defines art in this style as representing ‘urban living, conveyed in a vivid and accessible way’. As an artist, I took great inspiration from visting ‘Treadwell’s Art Mill’, when it was located in Little Germany, Bradford in the late 1980′s. I am still very much inspired by art concerned with the human form. Such art can be erotic, grotesque, poetic, amusing or sometimes just downright bleak. While some of the artists I explore in this post would not strictly align themselves with Treadwell’s movement, they do represent these themes in their exploration of the human form.

Dean Barrett

Barrett is a Sheffield-born sculptor who developed a style that many critics described as grotesque. His studies of contorted human forms wearing tortured expressions, and posing in excruciating shapes are incredibly visceral.

Barrett’s work split audiences greatly in that while some felt insulted and horrified by his figures, others were highly impressed. Arnold Schwarzenegger was one man who invested in one of Barrett’s expensive creations, and should I ever have a platinum credit line, I’d be happy to pick up one of his provocative pieces.

http://www.deanbarrettsculptures.com

Antony Gormley

Gormley has made his career around studying the human form by way of public sculpture. His gargantuan figure, ‘Angel Of The North’ caringly watches over travellers along the A1 road just south of Newcastle Upon Tyne and has done so since 1998.

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One of his earlier works, ‘Field’ dating from the early 1980′s involves Gormley’s tribute to the terra cotta army, with a carpet of creepy 6 inch high figures filling the floor of the space in which they are exhibited.

http://www.antonygormley.com

Bob Carlos Clarke

Bob Carlos Clarke was a highly talented Irish photographer based in London.
In 2006, he tragically took his own life following bouts of depression.
His work surrounded his fascination for capturing the female form.
Sometimes erotic, maybe even offensive to some, but always stylish.

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Clarke’s work included portraits of celebrities such as footballer Vinnie Jones, actress Rachel Weisz, Stones musician Keith Richards as well as a variety of other figure models dressed provocatively in PVC clothing. ‘Shooting sex‘ provides an excellent retrospective of his work as well as an autobiographical account of the artist’s life.

http://www.bobcarlosclarke.co.uk/slideshow.htm

Serge Birault

Papa Ninja, as his online handle describes him, is of the new crop of photoshop artists. His art-style typically depicts alternative-scene women, and often involves various combinations of retro-chic, latex costumes, cheesecake and sometimes even tentacles.

Corpus Delicti

Birault has a magnificent talent for capturing very natural-looking figures through remarkably well-lit and posed, stylised characters. The faces don’t present us with the common generic beauty that we are so used to seeing in magazines, music videos and the media, but instead with cheekier and more humanly believable faces that are saturated with personality.

http://www.sergebirault.fr/

Final Thoughts

The human form will be endlessly explored by artists throughout time. Each artist that visits the human form brings their own unique frame to the table. The possibilities for these contexts are limitless, with so many fascinating notions to explore.

Treadwell’s collection is now housed in Austria and is worth checking out.

http://www.superhumanism.eu

LEGO Art

Posted by robonobo on December 2, 2012
Posted in: Art, Games, Science Fiction. Tagged: animation, Boris Vallejo, Frank Frazetta, LEGO, technical art, Travellers Tales, Warner Brothers. Leave a Comment

6 years ago, I was working for an independent computer games company that ran into some success while subcontracting for Sony with the Wipeout franchise. As a result of that success, we were bought out by Traveller’s Tales, which was subsequently acquired by Warner Brothers. In the epic words of Qui-Gon Jinn, ‘There’s always a bigger fish’. The long and the short of the acquisition was that after having worked on what is considered the best sci-fi racing game, our team was plunged into the world of children’s games via the LEGO theme. As much as the change of subject matter was initially underwhelming, I was surprised to find that I became increasingly hooked on LEGO, as much as I really didn’t need yet another expensive hobby. That famous Danish toy became truly irresistible as the 33% staff discount and occasional freebie gave me exclusive access to mountains of coloured plastic. Work-wise, I was to spend several years crunching on the LEGO games pipeline: LEGO Star Wars, LEGO Batman, LEGO Indiana Jones, LEGO Rockband and LEGO Harry Potter. By the time a chance came up to work on LEGO Pirates Of The Caribbean, I took up an opportunity to jump to a games company in London, and that was the end of that. Here is a small collection of some of the art I worked on during my LEGO odyssey.

LEGO Batman

LEGO Batman was a fun project to work on. The levels were colourful, and the excellent work of the designers gave the artists a lot of possibilities. This still features the outside of the Joker’s funhouse. A rich theme to create art for.

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The Typhoon Turbo submarine was part of LEGO’s Atlantis range. I was always impressed with this rather bold theme that explored the concept of science fiction within the expanses of the marine world. This Jules Verne inspired idea for a LEGO range involved futuristic deep-sea divers, crazy-funky, red-themed, submarinal vehicles and plenty of ‘orrible underwater Neptune-themed beasties.

After a few years working in computer games, I realised that I was more of a technical artist than a creative one. The animation shown above was one of the most enjoyable projects I worked on whilst at Warner Brothers. I had to create a tool that made it easy for the animators to create ‘build-it’ animations. i.e. animations of LEGO models being constructed. A very commonly needed process within the world of LEGO computer game development.

Studio Session

LEGO Rockband was very fun to be involved with art-wise. The game combined the rhythm-music game genre featured in games like ‘Guitar Hero’, with the LEGO theme. Whilst I wasn’t on the project for a long time, it was amusing to work with these characters. In fact, most of the time I spent on LEGO Rockband was in the studio, helping Suddi Raval with some session guitar work.

Time Travelling

The above piece was done as some random artwork for one of the LEGO games, and features the previously mentioned Typhoon Turbo in the background. Whilst not exactly riveting in subject matter, it was interesting to explore the technical capabilities of Maya’s lighting engine, Mental Ray. I would so easily start talking about global illumination and HDRI at this point, but that would be far more boring than any normal person would be prepared to handle without slipping into a coma.

Troll Slayer

I’ve started to appreciate 2d artwork much more than 3d artwork, and am always envious of what a talented concept artist can produce. This piece was done in hommage to the work of the old-school fantasy artists, such as Frank Frazetta and Boris Vallejo. Those guys used to paint fantastic portraits of princess-rescuing warriors, standing on top of slain beasties, and I just had to portray that via LEGO!

Disney’s Sci-Fi Adventure

Posted by robonobo on November 8, 2012
Posted in: Movies, Science Fiction. Tagged: disney, George Lucas, John Carter, Jules Verne, Lucasfilm, Pixar, Star Wars, Treasure Planet, tron, Wall-E, William Gibson. 1 comment

The 30th of October saw the remarkable news break that George Lucas had sold Lucasfilm to Disney for $4.05bn. As part of the deal, Disney announced that episode VII of the franchise would be released in 2015, with a torrent of further sequels to follow. This was quite a turn around as George Lucas had been previously quoted as saying that the franchise’s appearance at the cinema was over, but such u-turns matter little when someone gives you enough cash to set up a super base in the heart of a volcano, and to buy an entire army of kung-fu midgets for personal defence and for general ‘fuck shit up’ tasks.

Despite the Star Wars fanboi communities dismissal of the new trilogy, as an early adopter of Star Wars, I personally feel that the first two films represent the only decent Star Wars material. The movies sold out when it was decided that an army of genetically engineered super soldiers with a fleet of devastating weaponry should be defeated by a bunch of catapult-armed teddy bears. As far as I can see, the new trilogy is a perfectly successful set of films, because they are what they are. They are great entertainment for children, and as business entities, they managed to make a lot of wallets bulge. Disney will no doubt continue the franchise by supplying monstrous budgets and by making big, dumb, special effects-laden extravaganzas for children, and triple the profits with a line of merchandise. In this sense, they are the perfect inheritors of the franchise. However, I thought it might be fun to have a look at some of Disney’s previous escapades in the world of science fiction, just to see what we may be in store for.

20,000 Leagues Under The Sea (1954)

We start off with a gilded classic in this superb rendition of a Jules Verne novel. The story was first brought to film in 1916, but this 1954 vision is the definitive one. Every effort was made to ensure this movie’s success and it shows. A great cast combining the gravitas and authority of James Mason with the plucky charisma of action hero Kirk Douglas. With a gripping storyline, and great special effects, the movie managed to garner two academy awards. If Star Wars Episode VII comes out in 2014, then this movie made sixty years before represents everything that VII can achieve. Interestingly, David Fincher, of ‘Fight Club’ fame, is tipped to direct a remake of 20,000 leagues, with none other than Brad ‘stud-muffin’ Pitt brandishing the silvery whiskers of Captain Nemo.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 89%

Escape To Witch Mountain (1975)

This movie in which two kids with psychic powers evade a bad guy trying to attain their skills for his own nefarious plans, represents Disney’s silver age of live-action movie-making. It very much sits in the family of movies together with ‘Bedknobs And Broomsticks’, ‘One Of Our Dinosaurs Is Missing’ and the Herbie films. Theme-wise, psychokinesis was a hot topic at the time. One year later, ‘Carrie’ would follow based on Stephen King’s more sinister adult take on psychic powers. Witch Mountain proved popular, inspiring not only an immediate sequel in 1978′s ‘Return From Witch Mountain’, but also a 21st century revisit in 2009′s ‘Race To Witch Mountain’, featuring the always watchable Dwayne ‘The Rock’ Johnson.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 76%

The Cat From Outer Space (1978)

Disney were knee deep into churning out kid-friendly, silly, fantasy movies during the 1970′s and this was one such affair. It’s got a cute, quirky animal, purportedly an alien cat, in it and a bunch of crap composited effects. Low budget nonsense, but we have to give Disney some credit for just churning out these little filmic efforts. Hey, well Lalo Schiffrin did the score and it’s got Roddy McDowall in it, so how bad can it be? Basically, a bunch of weird shit happens when the cat’s alien necklace glows so that the good guys can triumph over the bad guys. Truth be told, I haven’t seen this number since I was a kid, and something tells me, as nostalgic as such an undertaking might be, I could probably find a better use for my time.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: no rating, but IMDB gave it 5.7/10

The Black Hole (1979)

A movie with quite a respectable budget, ‘The Black Hole’ was released in the wake of the post Star Wars space mania. Its premise, in which a crew discover a lost spaceship residing on the edge of a black hole and decide to investigate, sounds very much like a set-up for a sci-fi horror movie akin to ‘Event Horizon’. Of course, it plays out for a family audience so this isn’t the case. It received a sour critical reception, so is unfortunately a movie that belongs in the mediocre bin. Ultimately, ‘The Black Hole’ appears to be a poor man’s ‘Forbidden Planet’, with Maximilian Schell playing the Walter Pidgeon role, and Anthony ‘Psycho’ Perkins stepping into Leslie Nielsen’s shoes. But sadly a clone from which no links to the original Shakespearean inspiration have survived in the two-bit script.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 45%

Tron (1982)

This epic movie, which is seen as a masterpiece today, was somewhat misunderstood at the time. Released in an era when few people could understand the computer jargon-heavy language which was essential for understanding the plot, it was ahead of its time, and all that the audiences could grab onto were the pyschedelic special effects. This movie represented virtual reality being released in the same year that William Gibson coined the notion of cyberspace in his story, ‘Burning Chrome’. Disney managed to also misjudge this movie’s sequel in ‘Tron: Legacy’. The reverse scenario had occurred with that film, in that the audiences were far too familiar with the concept of digital realities, having watched the Wachowski brothers’ Matrix movies a decade previously. So the novelty of the concept was lost. It also forgot that it was supposed to be a fun kid’s movie by taking itself far too seriously and in this respect was trumped by another Wachowski brothers movie, ‘Speed Racer’ which came out in the previous release window.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 70%

Flight Of The Navigator (1986)

Here, Disney masterfully managed to create a plot centred around alien abduction, without having to raise the thorny subject of anal probes. The abductee in question being twelve year old boy, David Freeman, who is taken by aliens and thrown forward in time 8 years. After NASA get hold of him, his adventure takes off when he stumbles upon a spacecraft, who’s AI sentient pilot, refers to him as The Navigator. So the adults at NASA seemingly lose their star acquisition to a twelve year old (doh!!! you’re fired…), but then there would be no big family Disney adventure movie if this didn’t happen.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 78%

Atlantis – The Lost Empire (2001)

This cel-animated adventure was released, rather unfortunately, in the same release window as ‘Shrek’, and as it turned out, Shrek turned out to be a total Disney killer. With Michael J Fox voicing the main character, and with a blend of 2d and 3d effects, Atlantis could have been a great movie, had 3d animated movies not been established as a genre. This was a problem that Disney were going to have for a while.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 49%

Treasure Planet (2002)

Disney’s attempt at a science fiction re-imagining of Robert Louis Stevenson’s classic swashbuckling tale, ‘Treasure Island’, was a slap in the face for their investors. At a production cost of $140 million, it managed to recoup $109 million at the box office. The DVD sales managed to make back the losses, but it revealed a shift in attitude in the cinema-going appetites of the twentieth century family. ‘Toy Story’ released seven years previously, had been followed by a torrent of 3d animated movies, and audiences seemed to have fallen out of love with what was seen as an old-fashioned style of animation. Despite a great cast, with ‘Looper’ and ‘Inception’ star, Joseph Gordon-Levitt playing Jim Hawkins, and Bill Murray taking on Long John Silver, even the great critical reception it received was not a strong enough pull for the popcorn mob. This movie showed that even with a big budget, great writing and well-crafted visuals, Disney was more than capable of producing an absolute turnip of a movie.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 68%

WALL-E (2008)

At last, we arrive at Disney’s true masterpiece, according to Rotten Tomatoes. ‘WALL-E’ is a dystopian fantasy story set in a future where Earth has become so polluted, the human race has been forced to leave the planet. It’s quite an ethical tale, but rather than patronise us with a stern cautionary tale, a great Pixar script and their associated animation skills bring us what is possibly the greatest 3d animated feature of all time. Cleverly put together, much of the first half of the movie works through pure visual communication with few lines of dialogue. The film is bright, witty, clever, emotional and the story is very well balanced. It’s a film which nods to the style and tradition of 1970′s science fiction films, such as ‘Silent Running’. Disney’s acquisition of Pixar was a very smart move, and in doing so, they embraced the zeitgeist of modern animated movie making, where movies like ‘Treasure Planet’ had totally failed.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 96%

John Carter (2012)

This was the movie that almost sent Disney under. It resulted in Disney posting massive losses, and showed that Disney was massively out of touch with what audiences wanted from a science fiction film. The film was based on Tarzan creator, Edgar Rice Burroughs’s civil war space-faring character of the same name. A seminal work that arguably laid the groundwork for many science fiction stories that followed, including ‘Star Wars’. Therein lay the problem. By telling this old fashioned story in an era where audiences were more than familiar with the science fiction genre, a genre that indeed had moved on in a modern age of computers and the internet, John Carter seemed nothing more than a load of old-fashioned tosh. Disney missed the mark once more.

Rotten Tomatoes rating: 51%

Final Thoughts

OK, well here are the Rotten Tomato grades for the Star Wars movies:

Movie Rotten Tomato grade
Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace 57%
Star Wars Episode II: Attack Of The Clones 67%
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge Of The Sith 80%
Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope 94%
Star Wars Episode V: Empire Strikes Back 97%
Star Wars Episode VI: Return Of The Jedi 79%

Well, if we average out the Rotten Tomato ratings of the Disney science fiction films above, we get 68%. Interestingly if we compare this to the Rotten Tomatoes average mark for the Star Wars movies, which is 79%, well that tells us one thing. Disney’s movie output is very hit and miss quality-wise, and this may come back to haunt them.

Disney have endured some very mixed fortunes in its handling of the science fiction genre, but one thing’s for sure. The head of the merchandise division at Disney must have shit his/her pants when they heard about the Lucasfilm acquisition. Leia is now officially a Disney princess, and the future of fluffy ewok and Jar Jar Binks toys is in safe hands.

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